Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize