This is not my ceiling
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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