one two three fourrrrnication!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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