why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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