Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I cut my penus on the lid.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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