i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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