i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
