I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
