Is it because I queefed?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My vagina is very pro this idea
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