Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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