he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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