it was like eating out sand paper
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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