Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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