At least make sure they are 18
Why
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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