She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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