I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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