they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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