we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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