Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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