you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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