where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
BRING THE BAGELS
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