have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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