How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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