he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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