I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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