Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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