So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you traded sex for a burrito?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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