He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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