help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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