You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
a search helicopter?!
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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