god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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