The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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