Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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