but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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