Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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