Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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