Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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