I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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