Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sorry about my life...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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