he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
pray to the hookup gods
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
