ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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