he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
