Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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