Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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