Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
