no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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