Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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