U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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