Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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