hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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