My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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