I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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