she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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