once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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