I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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