problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I am naked and annoyed.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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