I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I love you.
Bad choice
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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