how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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