i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i was born a porn star she said
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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