yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
