Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The air taste purple.
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